2011 Celebrity Knuckledragger List - #1
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Knuckledragger
pmccrays dictionary - a noun - person or persons who mentally have not evolved past their cave dwelling ancestors the Neanderthal. They now stand erect, shedding their body hair and have adapted to breathing with mouth closed.
They walk upright among us, male and female, rich man poor man, beggar man fool. Many appear normal in every way. Politicians, lawyers, doctors, moguls, captains of industry, entertainers, sports figures and Joe the Plumber. You'll not know who they are because looks and station can be deceiving, until some stresser causes them to say or do something so incredulous that you can only stare and shake your head in disbelief.
Knuckledraggers can be identified by their total lack of responsibility for anything they may say or do, no matter how outrageous, who they hurt or endanger because of their life choices. Selfish, egotistical, opinionated, loud, loutish brutes, whose moral compass is slightly askew. A species who lack civility and common sense. Living in their own world making up rules as they amble along. The male of the species seems to have a problem with keeping "it" in their pants and may revert to domestic violence in order to maintain control over others.
Glenn Beck
His assembling of a rally on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream Speech” Beck felt that the civil rights movement needed to be “reclaimed” and I guess Mr. King's ultimate sacrifice was not enough for the self absorbed Beck. A clueless Knuckledragger who self imploded to the point that even Fox Network said enough is enough. This is why we must have a Black History month. Those that are clueless about history are bound to repeat it.
Beck: I told you this summer that we are going to concentrate on restoring history. The history of our nation, the founding, the 20th century, the Depression era, um, and the Civil Rights Movement, which has been co-opted by progressives.
Chris Brown
He got off light, ( I feel) for domestic violence against then-girlfriend Rihanna who suffered a horrific beating at his hand. Okay after rehab, counseling blah blah blah, still not man enough to answer an unexpected question posed to him during an interview on "Good Morning America" about the incident. Note to Chris; what you were known for in the past is just that . . history. You're now known as a violent domestic abuser, either man up and face it or get a job at Mickey D's. His destruction of studio property shows no growth, remorse for his past deeds or maturity.
Kobe Bryant
Just added numb nuts to the list. Vanessa must have finally had enough of this moron's running around. You would have thought after the 2005 insanity in Colorado he would've learn to keep his pants zipped. But no . . what chaps my hide is not only the adultery / betrayal aspect, lack of emotional caring for his wife and children, but the possibility of infecting his spouse with God knows what. I guess that $4 million eight-carat, purple diamond ring Vanessa received as a make up gift wasn't enough to make her take it and like it (makes one wonder if she took advantage of California's "ten year" rule). You go girl! You and your children deserve better. You can do bad all by yourself.
Newt Gingrich
"Stop whining, take a bath and get a job". This was Gingrich's response to those who were occupying Wall Street. Their message is lost on this clueless jackal as with others of his ilk. Those involved with the movement are not asking for hand outs they want to be heard. It's suited knuckle draggers like Gingrich who are out of touch with the Joe the Plumbers of this nation. His comment shows how antiquated he is in his thinking. My husband stated " Well President Obama must be doing something right . . Newt says there are plenty of jobs out there for the taking just take a bath and get one". The phrase was first used back in the day during the Hippie movement against the Viet Nam War, but it was "Get a hair cut, take a bath get a job". Newt's frame of mind is "let em eat cake".
Herman Cain
Stupid people are ruining America - Herman Cain
Explains why he thought he could run for the highest office in the land. He more than met the qualifications.
We didn't hear about it in the previous Congress because Princess Nancy sent to it committee and it stayed there. - Herman Cain
Yeah I can tell this guy was going to be all over women's issues, setting us and the nation back decades. He's got some type of problem with women that borders on psychotic.
Jessie G. James
Love is definitely blind and there is no accounting for taste. Never understood what Sandra Bullock saw in this guy, but then again I'm still trying to wrap my head around Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. Another Knuckledragger who just can't keep "it" in his pants. Adultery is a selfish act, seems a pathetic attempt of vengeance on his part, possibly jealous of Sandra and her career.
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay . . . a poster child for the clueless. Those who fail to suffer consequences for their actions . . and she still hasn't. Kid has an arrest record spanning from 2007 to present. Everything from minor infractions to felonies.
After leaving rehabilitation (one of them) LIndsay had these words regarding experience: "It was a sobering experience" .
Ah yeah that’s why they call it rehab! Lohan made my list because she like, the Kardashians, have a life that most can only dream of, yet are self absorbed, unappreciative and ungrateful as if the lifestyle they live was earned and deserved. Hey at one time or another we’ve all done some of the same things when we were their age, but we’re not public property. Lindsay’s behavior can lead to her hurting an innocent, because of her life choices.
Somewhere in the recesses of her mind she must have a clue that she is a public figure and her every move is closely monitored by those that wish her nothing but pain. Lohan continues to make her own rules doing pretty much what she damn well pleases as if the rules and laws we all must obey don’t apply to her. Therefore, I have no sympathy for a grown woman who lacks empathy for anyone else.
"Aye I'm a nut case"
John Galliano
John Galliano's ravings in a Parisian cafe: "I love Hitler" and adds: "People like you would be dead. Your mothers, your forefathers, would all be f***ing gassed."
Isn't he just special. This Knuckledragger creeps me out to no end. He's already "out there" with his look, which isn't shocking for an anti-Semitic, but he's also quite stupid. Lay off the blow, smoke or meds dude give the brain cells a rest.
Bill Press
The leftist commentator used this acronym (which stands for “shut the f**k up”) while speaking on his radio show about his dislike for Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow ’s “in-your face” Christian faith.“ . . .and you know what I want to say, S.T.F.U. I'm tired of hearing Tim Tebow and all this Jesus talk.
Me: Folks run around flapping their jibs about freedom of speech, but what they really mean unless I agree with you. I'm sick and tired of people who believe in God and Jesus, and aren't afraid to speak of their faith to the world, constantly bullied.
WE HAVE THE FREEDOM TO LOVE GOD, JESUS or whatever belief system we please this is the USA!!! His rant is a slap in the face to those youngsters we've placed in the ground who gave the ultimate sacrifice so we can exercise that freedom!!!
Tiger Woods
"No adultery is bloodless". Natalia Ginzburg
Can somebody tell me why this guy got married? There couldn't have been any love on his part, otherwise he would have remained faithful. Tiger had the world by the tail (no pun intended) and now he's the butt of many adultery jokes . . fodder for night time show hosts.
"The worst thing you're remembered for will be the only reason you're remembered". pmccray
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Totally enjoyed reading up on all the dummies and plan to go read part two. Really sad that there are so many out there who think they are superior to everyone else. It gets really tiring :-0
Thanks for the nice read.
really interesting...
Super list! I started with your number 2 list and am glad I came across number 1. So on point. What we fail to realize is that freedom comes with responsibility. I hear it every day, some local knuckledragger screaming about their rights while they trample the rights of another.
Fun hub and rated up of course.
Very interesting read and some interesting opinions - entertaining and yet relevant!




















pmccray Hub Author 7 weeks ago
LOL I've been thinking about this list for years, and finally got around to doing it. Thank you for taking the time to read and comment.